Staycationer Prints

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Let's skip all the stress and drama this year and just plan a staycation.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Couch Surfing

"'Who needs to go abroad to enjoy the sun', you said..."

2019 - Lazy B*****d/2020 - Responsible Adult

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Couch and Potato

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"Yay! School is done!!"

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Couch potato.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

My Covid passport

"Why fly south?"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."