Summer Staycationer Prints

"This summer, we decided to stay home and complain."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Watching Sea Life.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Yipeee!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

On holiday...

Crabbing

"Yay! School is done!!"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."