Virtual Vacation Visionary Pillows

I have the best fake backgrounds for video calls. Everybody thinks they're real! The problem is when I called in sick to work, I used a beach resort background that I planned to use on a call with my ex-girlfriend. Seaside. I have a background meant to make my meat-loving buddies jealous, but I used it on a telemedicine call about my cholesterol. BBQ Joint Ribs - Beef - Pork. A fake background, with a mansion, meant for a call with a new dating app match, was used on a call with the IRS ab

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Obsession with the Internet.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Life after death"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Travelogue

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

A holiday at home

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

School holidays

Internet Cafe.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Cuba restarts virtual classes