Virtual Vacation Enthusiast Pillows

Recession-proof Hawaiian get-away.

Easter Island legs

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Bad fake tan day.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Sunbathers.

Tourists in Egypt

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Obsession with the Internet.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Well Earned Vacation"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.