Virtual Vacation Enthusiast Pillows

Recession-proof Hawaiian get-away.

Easter Island legs

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Bad fake tan day.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Sunbathers.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Tourists in Egypt

Obsession with the Internet.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"