Holiday Inventor Gifts

The Tree Lights - They Work!

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

DNA Xmas.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think its being tapped.'

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Vendo Tree.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Kringle: The Decca Years

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

Free Chimney Cleaning.

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

'Twas the night after Christmas.

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

Protection from the sun.

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

Under New Management.

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'