Holiday Capitalist Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift for someone who embraces the holiday season with a capitalist attitude? Our collection blends holiday cheer with entrepreneurial humor, making it easy to find that witty, thoughtful present for the holiday lover in your life. Whether they’re all about the hustle or just love a good pun, these items bring together festive fun and business savvy in a way that’s sure to get a smile.

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'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.' mockup

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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At the Museum

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A Good Batch.

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The Vineyard

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In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian. mockup

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

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'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?' mockup

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

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"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double." mockup

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

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The Baby Walker

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Tourists

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"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow." mockup

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

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Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor. mockup

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

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Easter Island legs

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Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

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"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous." mockup

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

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"Meet the scribe"

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"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded." mockup

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

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Faster, Georges, faster!

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'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.' mockup

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls. mockup

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

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"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate." mockup

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

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Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset. mockup

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

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Transylvanian backpackers.

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Club Antisocial

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"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock." mockup

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

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Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship. mockup

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

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"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in." mockup

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

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Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary mockup

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

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Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

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"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up." mockup

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

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"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?" mockup

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

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'Are we there yet?'

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Sparkling Water

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Meet Me Outside St. Louis

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Holiday Capitalist Gifts Collection

Holiday Capitalist Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more holiday-themed gifts that celebrate the capitalist spirit with a humorous twist.

Holiday Capitalist Pillows

Browse our pillows to find quirky, festive designs perfect for sprucing up any holiday space.

Holiday Capitalist Prints

Discover our prints for a creative touch that captures the holiday capitalist vibe with humor and style.

Holiday Capitalist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for fun, witty holiday apparel that appeals to the entrepreneurial at heart.