Holiday Hagglers Gifts

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'What if I promise not to look?'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Studio in December

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

The New Normal

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

Tree piercings.

Television and Christmas Sales

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

Pursuasion - Cats Shopping in the Snow

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Christmas is Around the corner,

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'You've got toys, I've got triple fudge cookies - let's deal!'

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'