Holiday Hustlers Mugs

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

The New Normal

Studio in December

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Noel Fever

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

It can be bloody hard work to avoid the relatives at Christmas.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."

'When I get back we'll find another low-paying, enormously demanding enterprise to throw ourselves into until next season.'

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Santa Puking In An Airplane

Christmas Present List

"One more day, and it's Christmas Holiday here I come!"

Thanksgiving Storms