Holiday Hustler Pillows

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"This year, everybody's getting a Christmas bonus! But for me to afford the bonus...we have to stay open on Christmas day... Be here at 9."

"One more day, and it's Christmas Holiday here I come!"

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'What if I promise not to look?'

Studio in December

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

The New Normal

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Noel Fever

"I hate this time of year..."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

Snowman offering solutions.

Christmas windsock.

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

Santa Claus donates blood.