Holiday Struggler Pillows

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Christmas Tree

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Santa does a keg stand.

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'I hate all holidays!'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Studio in December

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

December Fest

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

Unsuitable clothing.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

The night after Christmas.

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

The New Normal

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'