Holiday Shopping Hustler Pillows

11 Shopping Days

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Studio in December

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Black Friday

Seasonal shopping.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I am in training for the sales."

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

The New Normal

Noel Fever

inflation at Christmas

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

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Television and Christmas Sales

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."