Summer Jobbers Pillows

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Shrink's Summer Job

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

Summer Reading

101 Reasons to Read More. If you only read one book this summer, I'd recommend this one.

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

Santa advertising for Elvis.

'I'm stuck in this job!'

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

Food production

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"

"Excuse me, are you hiring for the summer?"

Help Wanted

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'