Summer Job Survivor Pillows

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Working Environment

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

Relief for America in the Heat.

Shrink's Summer Job

'Really?! You didn't get fired today, either?! That's 60 days in a row! I'm so proud of you!'

Welcome to summer school.

Intense summer sun

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."