Summer Job Employee Pillows

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Shrink's Summer Job

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

"Yes, we can get you summer work, Mr. Claus...even at 1,700 years old we don't age discriminate."

Food production

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

"Excuse me, are you hiring for the summer?"

Help Wanted

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"

'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the Prime Minister of Italy?'

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

Pelican Summer Jobs

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

'Since I'm a temp, I'd make excellent scapegoat material.'

'I got a job.'