Looking For A Summer Job Pillows

"Excuse me, are you hiring for the summer?"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

Hotness

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Shrink's Summer Job

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

Punch has a smoking break.

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Santa advertising for Elvis.

"Yes, we can get you summer work, Mr. Claus...even at 1,700 years old we don't age discriminate."

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

'I'm not a hard worker but I'm willing to take the blame for whatever you want.'

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs,'

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

Summertime in Minnesota

"Chilbains? In July!"

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

Pelican Summer Jobs

"Good news... I've left the air conditioner on so the house will be cool when we get home."

'It's the middle of summer and the family is beginning to fear that you're stalking them.'

"You're supposed to use an empty seashell to hear the ocean!"

"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"