End Of Baseball Season Pillows

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Church for sports worshipers.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Work Parfait

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I AM at my usual position."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

High-gravity baseball

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.