Post-season Pillows

"To everything, there is a post-season."

Welcome Spring.

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

The Last Leaf

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Fall on a desert island

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Football team discussions.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Easter Egg Delivery

World Hunger Conference.

Climate change

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"I love this time of year."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."