Nfl Season Pillows

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Welcome Spring.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Sunbathing in Autumn

The Last Leaf

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Fall on a desert island

Vendor selling testosterone.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Input From The Front Office

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Climate change

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Champions league'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."