End Of Football Season Pillows

End of football season - UK

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Football team discussions.

Input From The Front Office

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

American Football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'Champions league'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Football.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'