Major League Baseball Season Pillows

'Get in there, $1,500,000, and pinch-hit for $3,250,000'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Church for sports worshipers.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Welcome Spring.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I AM at my usual position."

High-gravity baseball

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"