End Of Season Party Pillows

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Thesaurus Company

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Football team discussions.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Best Scapegoat

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'We need to dance around this issue. Get me someone from the choreography department.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Budget Munchies

"Same old crowd."