End Of Year Party Pillows

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I think it stopped breathing."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Thesaurus Company

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Absent friends!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

How to read the dress code?

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'We need to dance around this issue. Get me someone from the choreography department.'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

Budget Munchies

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"