End Of Year Party T-Shirts

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Thesaurus Company

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'Absent friends!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

How to read the dress code?

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'We need to dance around this issue. Get me someone from the choreography department.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'