New Year Party T-Shirts

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Bubbly

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

Champagne

A man looks up at the earth

Scottish party

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"