New Year's Party T-Shirts

'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

"I'd like you to meet Frank Russ. He's just arrived on foot."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

A man looks up at the earth

Scottish party

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Champagne

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."