Hosting A New Year's Eve Party T-Shirts

Sloaney Pony.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Wine Lady

Party Animals.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Champagne

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Bubbly

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

Party time.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Champagne

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

A man looks up at the earth

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'