Hosting A New Year's Eve Party T-Shirts

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Sloaney Pony.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Wine Lady

Party Animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Champagne

Bacchus.

Join me in a Martini?

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

Party time.

Champagne

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Scottish party

All dressed up and no place to go

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth