New Year Parties T-Shirts

Happy New Year

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Party Animals.

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Bubbly

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

A man looks up at the earth

Scottish party

Champagne

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Make your resolutions achievable.

The last song before the party exploded.