New Year's Eve Partier T-Shirts

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Party Animals.

Champagne

Bacchus.

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

All dressed up and no place to go

Champagne

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

A man looks up at the earth

Scottish party