New Year's Eve Partier T-Shirts

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Bubbly

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Scottish party

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I think it stopped breathing."