New Year's Party Gifts

'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

"I'd like you to meet Frank Russ. He's just arrived on foot."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

Bubbly

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

A man looks up at the earth

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Scottish party

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

All dressed up and no place to go