New Year's Eve Party Gifts

'Here comes that phoney baloney now.'

Party guests are all on their phones.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Party Animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Champagne

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Bubbly

Join me in a Martini?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I think it stopped breathing."

Scottish party

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

All dressed up and no place to go

Champagne

A Woman Holding Canapes

A man looks up at the earth