New Year's Eve Celebration Gifts

'No dear, I don't think you can be 'first footer'. I don't think you can even find your feet.'

"Do you think they can tell we're from the future?"

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

We'll have Manhattans...

Bubbly

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Scottish party