New Year's Celebration Gifts

Champagne fountain.

"I hope that isn't some sort of an omen, Dear!"

"Are we celebrating the start of the new year or having survived the old one?"

Dates

'The morning after the jungle party, no one was in shape for another New year's greeting.'

'Yes, but is it the right thing to do?'

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

"Tonight we're going to party like it's 2020!"

Bubbly

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Sloaney Pony.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Cimafunk

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Be Healthy

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"