New Year's Celebrations Gifts

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road."

"My resolution this year is to not take myself so serious."

"I'd like to stay up until midnight, but it's past my parents' bedtime."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Sloaney Pony.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Reach for the Star.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Cimafunk

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Party Animals.

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Bacchus.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"