New Year's Eve Gifts

"I feel kind of bad for 2021, we're putting an awful lot of pressure on it."

The party, after you left

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'I'm calling you a cab.'

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"It's your turn, kid."

'Sorry, I'm terrible with names.'

"Help yourselves to dips."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

Champagne Cork Takes Out Plane.

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

Blah blah blah.

'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'

"Looks like the bar has been raised."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

2020

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

Lady drinking Champagne.

Wine Party

My first mistake.

'Are you ready to ring in the new year, Henry?'

Life gives you lemons

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

"I think next year things will really be different."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

A couple in party hats and party horns on a loveseat

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"