New Year's Eve T-Shirts

"I feel kind of bad for 2021, we're putting an awful lot of pressure on it."

The party, after you left

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'I'm calling you a cab.'

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.

'Sorry, I'm terrible with names.'

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"It's your turn, kid."

"Help yourselves to dips."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Blah blah blah.

'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

Champagne Cork Takes Out Plane.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"Looks like the bar has been raised."

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

2020

Lady drinking Champagne.

"Fritz, you dropped the ball again, this year! You realize what this means...."

'Man! That must have been a GREAT New Years party!'

Computer with Y2K on screen carring a 'End is Near' sign

The last song before the party exploded.

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

Next morning he thought he was dying. His whole life flushed before his eyes.

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

My first mistake.

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'