New Year Eve T-Shirts

After party at the spill club.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Sloaney Pony.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Reach for the Star.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Bacchus.

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Party Animals.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"We have an acronym!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."