New Year Festivities T-Shirts

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year' Swooping angel having fun

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Sloaney Pony.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Progress of a bookshelf'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Cimafunk

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Be Healthy

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Champagne

Party Animals.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'