New Year's Traditions T-Shirts

Happy New Year

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

Bubbly

We'll have Manhattans...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Scottish party

A man looks up at the earth

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

All dressed up and no place to go

Champagne

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"