Celebrating New Year T-Shirts

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Happy new year 2013.

Old Year Arrest

"Happy New Year, Nostradamus!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Sloaney Pony.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Reach for the Star.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Cimafunk

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Bacchus.

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Party Animals.

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'