New Year's Traditions Pillows

Happy New Year

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Join me in a Martini?

Bubbly

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Balancing two espresso martinis

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

A man looks up at the earth

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

A Woman Holding Canapes

Champagne

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Scottish party