Annual Traditions Pillows

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Boys Observing from Trees

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

A man looks up at the earth

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Ice Skater

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

All-Candy Seder.

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Midwest Winter Items.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Baptism Then and Now