Annual Tradition Pillows

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Pearly King and Queen

A man looks up at the earth

"I love these old decorations!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

Ice Skater

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

Folk Wedding

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Midwest Winter Items.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I noticed a few browns."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."