Traditional Festivities Pillows

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Elfie Stick

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Christmas Pets

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Santa does a keg stand.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Ice Skater

Santa Dog

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Merry Christmas"

May your Christmas be full of harmony