Traditional Celebrations Pillows

'That's not very motherly.'

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."

"It's C-A-R-P festival."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Elfie Stick

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Scottish party

Santa does a keg stand.

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Christmas Presents.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Merry Christmas"

Santa Dog

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.