Traditional Events Pillows

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Elfie Stick

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Dancing in pyjamas

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Santa does a keg stand.

Pearly King and Queen

All dressed up and no place to go

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Out of kilter.

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."