New Year's Eve Celebration Pillows

'No dear, I don't think you can be 'first footer'. I don't think you can even find your feet.'

"Do you think they can tell we're from the future?"

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bubbly

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Champagne

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

A man looks up at the earth

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scottish party