New Year Party Lover Gifts

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Prosecco

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

PIna Colada

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Prosecco

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Pint

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Happy New Ear!