New Year Lover Gifts

2022

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Christmas Tree

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Be Healthy

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"We have an acronym!"