New Year Enthusiasts Gifts

"How do you like me so far?"

The Month of January

2003. I know it's not January First yet, kid, but you'll have to head down early -- I was recalled before my term was up. 2004.

2003. Sure, it ages you, but what other job lets you start work by dropping the ball and ends with retiring your number. 2004.

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

"Come out from under the bed, Dear, I'm sure this year will be much better than the last one!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"That'll be five bucks."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Rocking Horse

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't believe in you!"

Panettone

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Filming Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Elfis"

'He's got your nose.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Zoom Christmas

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Meet Santa's entourage

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."