New Year Enthusiast Gifts

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"The new year will bring more of the same... only different."

Omicron Ruins the 2022 Party

'Happy New Year to you!'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Spin the Bottle.

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

Am regretting tendency to isolate myself from others in decision making process. Make New Year's resolutions to be more open to different opinions.

"I've just broken the last of my New Years resolutions."

"C'mon, everyone is waiting for you!'

"You know, maybe I could stick around a while longer... show you the ropes."

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

2017 glass half full

'Why are we getting a new year before the old one meets expectations?'

2011

Calendar 2011

We have all your New Years big party needs: assorted beverages, champagne, noisemakers, favors, hats, condoms, KY Jelly.

2020 2021

'In this coming New Year we promise to fulfil everything we had promised in the previous year.'

Now THAT'S a New Year's Resolution!

'Wait!...You're telling me that just 12 months ago you looked just like me?!!'

50% off 2008.

'Daddy's trying to involve me in a criminal activity.'

"Happy new year!"

Are we nearly there yet?

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

"That will be mine."

Jan. 1, 2022 (Yes, already)

Packaging Russian Dolls

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'